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Great Truths !!!

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:

  1. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  2. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  3. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  4. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

 

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned:

  1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
  2. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
  3. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
  4. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

 

Great Truths About Growing Old

  1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  2. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
  3. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  4. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

 

The Four Stages Of Life:

  1. You believe in Santa Claus.
  2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
  3. You are Santa Claus.
  4. You look like Santa Claus.

 

SUCCESS: 

  • At age   4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
  • At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
  • At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
  • At age 35 success is . . . having money.
  • At age 50 success is . . . having money.
  • At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
  • At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
  • At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

  

"Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day"

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